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Reasons why Myst is way more hardcore than Dark Souls

Another one from the archives while I’m clearing up my personal social media (read: Deleting as much as I can).

Much like the last one, I felt this was worth keeping, so without further ado:

REASONS WHY MYST IS MORE HARDCORE THAN DARK SOULS

DARK SOULS:

-Go to the thing

-Get killed

-Go to the other thing

-Atmosphere of the world is pretty WYSIWYG

-There are bad guys and they’re all tough

-Didn’t have a satirical follow up starring John Goodman

MYST:

-What the fuck do I do?

-I’ve been pushing this lever for 10 mins and it does nothing

-ALL THE BUTTONS DO NOTHING

-Atmosphere of the world lulls you into a false sense of security

-There are no bad guys. Just your own incompetence

-PYST exists, and it’s glorious

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