Yeah, just like every other dudebro gamer, I stream on Twitch.
Here you’ll find a current/played/finished games list, as well as some channel shiz.
Games List!
CURRENT (Playing these when live! Unless it’s a music stream)
Fallout 4
ONGOING (Playing on and off, usually open world games)
Bear Simulator
COMPLETED (Does anyone say ‘clocked’ anymore in this context?)
The Secret of Monkey Island
The Secret of Monkey Island II: LeChuck’s Revenge
Sam & Max: Hit the Road
A Mortician’s Tale
What Remains of Edith Finch
Horizon Zero Dawn
Bendy and the Ink Machine
Pupperazzi
DOOM (2016)
Scorn
Portal
Portal 2
Half-Life
Half-Life 2
Inscryption
Iron Lung
The Oregon Trail (1990)
The Organ Trail: Director’s Cut
Diablo III
Resident Evil Village
Jazzpunk: Director’s Cut
Bioshock Remastered
Bioshock 2: Remastered
Bioshock Infinite + Burial at Sea DLC
Until Dawn
Brutal Legend
Serious Sam: The First Encounter w/ IAmFastWolf)
Serious Sam: The Second Encounter w/ IAmFastWolf)
Until Dawn
SOMA
Wayward Manor
Golden Axe
Dungeons and Dragons: Shadow over Mystara
Serious Sam 2 (w/ IAmFastWolf)
Serious Sam 3: BFE (w/ IAmFastWolf)
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Bluey: The Video Game
Orwell: Keeping an Eye on You
Orwell: Ignorance is Strength
The Unfinished Swan
QUOTES!
| Quote # | Quote Text |
|---|---|
| 1 | “You’re just going to keep humping the wall. Okay.” – Ruku |
| 2 | “A desk is no place for a hacksaw” – Ruku |
| 3 | “the palace of poo, the citadel of crap, the temple of turds” – Tom_posh |
| 4 | “I don’t wanna be in the poo palace” – Ruku |
| 5 | “Don’t be a map, kids” – AppropriatePanic |
| 6 | “This is your friendly reminder that pollen allergies is because a tree came in your face” – AppropriatePanic |
| 7 | “fuck donkey AND his kong” – Nerdalesca |
| 8 | “you know… ghandi walked without shoes alot so his feet were really rough. he also had a weird diet that made him really weak and gave him bad breath. that made him the first case of a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.” – AppropriatePanic |
| 9 | “that bear didn’t drink enough water” – Revenkin |
| 10 | “I can’t beta test the other stuff…. I spent all my points on water which obviously was the right choice” – Revenkin |
| 11 | “My security clearance is called 12ga shotgun” – AppropriatePanic |
| 12 | “sing to the tune of ‘if you’re happy and you know it’: if its longer than its wide then its phallic. if its longer than its wide then its phallic. if its not longer than its wide, then just turn it on its side, now its longer than its wide and its phallic” – AppropriatePanic |
| 13 | “Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.” – AppropriatePanic |
| 14 | “You got this, you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch” – OzzBW1337 |
| 15 | “I am a waifu” – Ruku |
| 16 | “But all that food just walking around, being meaty and tempting… chomp chomp.” – kitty_kerosene |
| 17 | “its a dophin squid! a squalphin!” – AppropriatePanic” |
| 18 | Was kinda hoping I could remind you of your Aussie roots with a bike and spawning some vultures […] IT’S SWOOPIN’ TIME!” – Nerdalesca |
| 19 | “It’s fine, you’re just showing me how not to play” – TheValiantKnight |
| 20 | “I’m not ashamed of my penis” – Leamyx |
| 21 | “SQUIRREL” – Oreo10234 |
| 22 | “Gonna be honest whenever I see John Travolta I just see a woman from the 60s” – Oreo10234 |
| 23 | “those eyes are the last thing my chicken nuggies see at night” – Revenkin |
| 24 | “I AM THE BESTEST GOD EVER!” – Miss_Didi |
| 25 | “That hurt me in my no no square” – Ruku, playing Inscryption |
| 26 | “I am the poo master!” -Ruku |
| 27 | “What was the other option I kinda tuned out when I heard duckys” – Oreo10234 |
| 28 | “It’s got teets, better yank em” – ruku |
| 29 | “i smell amazing” -didi |
| 30 | “Hell yea the bone zone!” -ruku |
| 31 | “Protect my bum” -Ruku |
| 32 | “If you’re a true milk man you won’t let any milk past-your-eyes” – MarquisMark |
| 33 | “You can see her bum” -Ruku |
| 34 | “but every community is a cult if we make it a cult” – Revenkin |
| 35 | “A triangle looks DTF” – Ruku, requiring no further context |
| 36 | “Welp, ur fucked, Reborne is chaos incarnate.” – Mukkod |
| 37 | “….in a row?!” |
| 38 | “I’ve got a plan it’s a terrible plan but it’s a plan” -Ruku |
| 39 | “thats right children, attack the orphans!” -Rukusan |
| 40 | “Three minutes is a cromulent amount of time to poo” – MarquisMark |
| 41 | “She likes pink and coconut!” – Ruku talking about Didi |
| 42 | “Put your boobs in my face” -Ruku |
| 43 | “No! You’re not sticking you finger in my butthole!” -Ruku |
| 44 | “The drain is drainy” – Ruku |
| 45 | “I’m a naked hotdog!” – Ruku |
| 46 | “Review- ‘Meat in your Mouth’ restaurant was a… experience. The food came out quickly but was overcooked. The kitchen floor was atrocious while the waiter stood by watching, and when the waiter came over, shoved the food in my face and told me a few explicit words. 4/5 stars” – oreo10234 |
| 47 | “Your reward was earning the love of a five handed woman” -Tom_posh |
| 48 | I can imagine going to the bank for a loan and saying “I know we’ve failed at our restaurants before, but we have a different strategy this time. We’re not going to offer corn”- tom_posh |
| 49 | “oreo its ok its ok its ok oreo” -didi |
| 50 | “brb logo is a cuck” – Syliddar |
| 51 | “Suck ma Willy”- Ruku |
| 52 | “I need snappy boys” -Ruku talking about tongs |
| 53 | “I expected it to be bigger” -Ruku |
| 54 | “I was A BONE MAN and I was in THE BONE ZONE!” – MarquisMark |
| 55 | “I see” said the blind man pissing into the wind… “it’s all coming back to me now”‘ – Kitty_Kerosene |
| 56 | Well this orgy is off to a good start -Ruku after dying |
| 57 | “tom it’s 2023 we don’t call people smurfs anymore” – MarquisMark |
| 58 | “I BROKE RUKU WITH A QUOTE HAHAHA” – Kitty_Kerosene |
| 59 | “Sneaky!” – Sneaky Ruku |
| 60 | “the ancient waterway. what an old man call his dick” – AppropriatePanic |
| 61 | “I’ll give you a few holes mate if you know what I mean” – Ruku |
| 62 | “Where is this old man’s d!ck” – Ruku |
| 63 | “I keep mukkod warm at night!” – Ruku |
| 64 | “Silly Fronk! A boats not a fish!” – Ruku |
| 65 | “enjoy my crotch for a second” – Ruku |
| 66 | “I thought it was a round dude with little legs” – Ruku, talking about the paint on Raft |
| 67 | “One can have an enjoyable funk, you know?” – Ruku |
| 68 | “There’s dysentery and there’s typhoid, Hayley has both” -Ruku |
| 69 | Nice |
| 70 | “Please don’t hurt me, or at least hurt me in a sexy way” -Ruku |
| 71 | “On this, the day of my fridge’s birthday.” – Kitty |
| 72 | “Hi, I’m a jumpy little bitch” -Ruku, Resident Evil Village (but also anytime) |
| 73 | “Magic water in my butt” – Ruku |
| 74 | “Stick a graph in my butt” – Ruku |
| 75 | “Look at this butt. Every time I do a see a butt” – Ruku |
| 76 | “I am such a softboi.” – ruku |
| 77 | “I just got jizzed on by my water bottle” -Ruku |
| 78 | “I’ve forgotten how to swallow” – Ruku |
| 79 | I also have my dick stuck in a blender! Twinzies!” – Tom_Posh |
| 80 | “Stop killing me, stop freezing me… stop putting things in my butt.. unless you’re certain people my butt is an exit, it’s an exit butt” – Ruku |
| 81 | “HARVEST THE CHILD! […] YESSSS YOUR FEAR SUSTAINS ME!“ – Kitty |
| 82 | “Ahh my favorite chatter, station wagon” – Revenkin |
| 83 | “never trust a gaseous horse” – Tom_posh |
| 84 | “Cause he’s a dick.. he’s a hooded dick… a big old hooded Dick” – Ruku |
| 85 | “This is my farm, I’ll whack who I wish” -Ruku |
| 86 | “Don’t goo on me” – Ruku |
| 87 | “Fuck off you giant testicle!” – Ruku |
| 88 | “Stop humping the building” – Ruku |
| 89 | “MAGIC WATER™ whether it’s a paper cut, hook in your hand, arm chopped off or radiation poisoning.. magic water™ will fix any injuries with just a spritz on the injured area and itll be as good as new” – Oreo10234 |
| 90 | “Ehe it said insert” – Ruku |
| 91 | “sharks = doggos of the sea.” – Kaeserage |
| 92 | “sexual congress goes alongside sexual executive and sexual judiciary as equal parts of the united sexes of america” – tom_posh |
| 93 | “What’s this? An underwater apocalyptic turn of the century city full of addicts and flawed philosophies?? A sudden influx of BEEEEES will help them!” – Revenkin |
| 94 | “I’m buttman” – Ruku |
| 95 | “Can I have ya hat?!” – Ruku |
| 96 | “Ok that’s not a scary George Washington, that’s a 4070ti” – Ruku |
| 97 | “My pronouns are bat and man and my sexual orientation is justice” – Ruku |
| 98 | “Nooooo Ruku, it’s ‘don’t die’! Not ‘do die’!” – Ronni |
| 99 | “When I played games it was ‘you shoot someone, they die’, not ‘you shoot someone, they turn into a three story house with French windows'” – Ruku critiquing Fortnite |
| 100 | “Can I have your baguette?” – Ruku |
| 101 | “Can I have your dog?” – Ruku |
| 102 | “Ruku is gas mask Oprah” – Kitty |
| 103 | “I can see monkey peen!!” – Ruku |
| 104 | “Lissen Ruku when the apocalypse comes and your looking for food while I got some jerky of Becky over here.. I won’t be sharing” – Oreo |
| 105 | “I need your meat in and around my mouth” – Ruku |
| 106 | “I too heave at babies” – Kitty_Kerosene |
| 107 | “how inconvenient to be blind while dead” – Kitty |
| 108 | “Oh no, I can only count to 10” – Ruku |
| 109 | “pfft ancient Egyptian rituals ain’t no match for an Apache attack helicopter” – Revenkin |
| 110 | “Listen to that, the dulcet sounds of screaming headless men” – IAmFastWolf |
| 111 | “Ruku is gas mask Oprah” – Kitty |
| 112 | “I have heard, in the entertainment Biz, a good set of lips will get you anywhere” – Ruku |
| 113 | “roses are red violets are blue, Caesium-137 has a half life of 30 years” – macrossfiru |
| 114 | “Hole in wall… also known as a glory hole” – Ruku |
| 115 | “Stop touching the squishy things, it’s obviously a bad idea” – Ruku |
| 116 | “Go forth destroy that wall, lick that other dogs butt” – Ruku |
| 117 | ruku dies “I feel I’m getting the hang of this” -Ruku |
| 118 | “I’m aquaman but bear” – Ruku |
| 119 | “Hayley it’s not a self dunk it’s a biological field note” – Ruku |
| 120 | “Gonna get a snack, yea, gonna jam my fist in this butthole, yea” – Ruku |
| 121 | “Oh there’s my friend JarJarBinks47, hit follow” -Ruku griping about the complexities of new social medias |
| 122 | “Oh no I’ve misplaced my balls of steel” – Ruku |
| 123 | “This winter, fastwolf has, cold toesies” – Ruku |
| 124 | “Serious Sam implies the existence of a lighter, more jovial Sam” – OzzBW1337 |
| 125 | “Fuck you magic eggs” – IAmFastWolf |
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Commands!
Says it right on the box. use these in chat!
| !discord | Provides a link to my Discord channel |
| !game | Current game, in case scrolling down is haaaard |
| !qotd | Question of the Day/week/month/whenever it’s updated |
| !quote | Either displays a random quote, or use above table |
| !so [username] | Gives a shoutout to the channel name entered, complete with link to their channel |
| !s | Pulls up my Linktree URL |
| !lurk/!unlurk | Obligatory Lurk command. |
| !uded | Obligatory death counter |
| !dadjoke | Unleash your inner Dad! |
| !gig | Upcoming Limited gigs. |
| !nice | Nice counter for the spicy number |
| !Discord | Pulls up my Discord channel URL |
| !dysentery | Find out whether you die ‘Oregon Trail’ styles! |
| !void | Gaze into the void. See what happens. |
VOD channel
VOD archive (or Varchive, if you will. Or not. Cause nobody says that) can be found here
Current Setup:
PC: Asus ROG Strix G10DK
–CPU: Ryzen 5 3600X 3.0GHZ
–RAM: 48GB (2x Corsair Vengeance Pro 3600 and whatever was already in the system)
–GPU: Nvidia GeForce 1080TI Founder’s Edition)
Mic: Sontronics Podcast Pro
Mixer: Yamaha AG-03
RGB Lights: Phillips Hue Play
Webcam: Logitech C922
Keyboard: Steelseries Apex 7
Headset: Steelseries Arctis 7
Mouse: Steelseries Sensei Ten
Capture Card: Avermedia Live Gamer Portable
Console: PS4, Xbox One S
Misc: Elgato Stream Deck, Arturia Keystep 37, Focusrite Scarlett Solo