Wait, What? What is this crap?!

Don’t Eat the Felafel’ was started back when everything was beige and music sucked by internet junkie-turned-filmmaker-turned-musician Luke Sheehan. Originally it was a place to house his angry ranting and op-eds because he was too untalented to write for Cracked, and then he got SO VERY SAD and forgot about it (to the point where he was kinda behind on a hosting bill or ten).

In September of 2020, Luke decided he wanted to start an general topic/entertainment ezine and couldn’t be fucked paying for more hosting and another domain name, so Don’t Eat the Felafel was rebranded to… *checks notes*… Don’t Eat The Felafel.

Okay then.