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On February 15, 2022
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The New Futurama Season No One Asked For

Make no mistake, the new Futurama won't be saying anything new, it will be more of the same, but there's money to be made.

On September 13, 2021
  • Entertainment
  • Miscellaneous Ramblings
  • Opinion PIeces
  • Politics
  • PSA

Fatness, Mental Illness & Me.

By Mne. Picture this: A teenage girl reaches the point of hunger induced fatigue during her afternoon at high school,...

On August 19, 2021
  • Opinion PIeces

No Coming Out to Play

We heard a lot about herd immunity during the wild discussions about COVID, but this is the core of it: the majority get vaccinated to keep the minority safe.

On April 8, 2021
  • Opinion PIeces
  • Politics
  • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

The Message Is Loud and Clear: R**e is Fine, But No Hanky-Panky!

Unless you’ve been in a coma for the latter half of the past decade, you will have noticed that there...

On April 8, 2021
  • Humour
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NDIS is for Failures.

(TW/CW: Ableism, Disabled deaths, NDIS plundering, LNP bullshit) Are you a failure at life? Disabled, but not disabled enough for...

New Beginnings

On June 24, 2017 By Luke Sheehan
  • THE DARK TIMES

So in quick succession, I was broken up with by

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Ruku Fails at Quitting Smoking: Day Three

On May 3, 2017 By Luke Sheehan
  • THE DARK TIMES

10.00am 24 hours without a single cigarette. Yeah, great, whatever,

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Ruku Fails at Quitting Smoking: Day Two

On May 2, 2017 By Luke Sheehan
  • THE DARK TIMES

8:50am: Let’s talk about quitting aids. Specifically the Nicorette lozenges.

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Ruku fails at Quitting Smoking! – Introductory and Day One

On May 2, 2017 By Luke Sheehan
  • THE DARK TIMES

So I’m quitting smoking. As of May, I decided I

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A Music Snob’s Look at Dorje and Toska

On January 13, 2017 By Luke Sheehan
  • A Music Snob's Look at...
  • THE DARK TIMES

I find it harder to write about bands I actually

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Onward to 2017…

On January 1, 2017 By Luke Sheehan
  • Miscellaneous Ramblings
  • THE DARK TIMES

So… 2016. What a fucking garbage fire, hey? Not just

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A Music Snob’s Look at Sia

On December 1, 2016 By Luke Sheehan
  • A Music Snob's Look at...
  • THE DARK TIMES

Don’t get me wrong. I like art for art’s sake.

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A Bunch of Shit Video Games Could Kindly Stop Doing

On August 24, 2016 By Luke Sheehan
  • Miscellaneous Ramblings
  • THE DARK TIMES

Lo and behold, the work gods have smiled upon my

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A Music Snob’s Look at Limp Bizkit

On July 30, 2016 By Luke Sheehan
  • A Music Snob's Look at...
  • THE DARK TIMES

Ah yes. Good ol’ Limp Bizkizzle, as we never, ever

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To one self-respecting adult to another: An Open Letter to Rhymer Rigby

On April 24, 2016 By Luke Sheehan
  • Opinion PIeces
  • THE DARK TIMES

So thanks to ex-housemate Brenton, this following article crossed my

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